Friday 25 July 2014

Wanaume Mnao Jisifia Mnajua Mambo Sita kwa Sita Mnaboa Wengi Si lolote..One Minute Man

Umekutana na Jamaa very Handsome...Very Smart..Kajazia misuli 
UKAMTAMANI...Yaani kila ukimwangalia Pichu inajaa 
udambwidambwi...Unampatia Picha Ukimpa Mzigo jinsi atakavyoimanua 
vizuri...SIKU YA SIKU UMEJIANDAA UMEMPA SHOO....Jamaa yuko bize 
anapiga mikelele ya shangwe kuita wazungu wakati wewe walahuoni 
anachofanya and ur wondering,"WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING ON TOP OF 
ME"Imewahi kukutokea???Halafu MBAYA ZAIDI baada ya kukuru kakara 
zisizo na faida yoyote kwako na kupakwa shombo la maana na kuwa 
disappointed jamaa linashuka nakukuuliza"BABE HOW WAS IT"..Teh 
teh,Hapa wanaume tunapewaga jibu la kisiasa tu IT WAS FINE...halafu 
ananyanyua gagulo lake anaenda bafuni akirudi utasikia"I think we 
should go,Nimekuta Missed call za Mum"HUPEWI TENAAAAAA....Wanaume 
ukiona umepewa mara 1 ukiomba tena unazungushwa kama unafuatilia TIN 
NUMBER ofisi ya TRA ujue ULIFELI DAY 1...Akupe tena ili iweje??UKIPEWA 
PAKUA HASWA..Ukishuka mtu alale kama masaa2 hivi ndo akumbukekuna mama 
home...Sio mtu unashuka nae anabeba taulo..