Monday 26 January 2015

NIMEAMUA KUPAKI GARI YANGU NIPANDE DALADALA ILI NIONEKANE KWA WAVULANA NIOLEWE

Mimi i always assumed MONEY IS THE ANSWER TO ALL PROBLEMS!!!! Yaani its something i believed totally n completely! I believe it to the extent i feel like im starting to turn it to faith!!!!!!!! Bt today i was like
WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!! You gotta be kidding me!!!!!!!!!

Leo katika kupitisha Ze Weekend nikakutana na mashosti long time no seee! Ushosti nao ni full time job hapa mjini! Kama huna roho lazima unawe! Tukaona tukaonje kuku za KFC ndani ya bongo! Chezeya! Bongo kama ulaya! Kweli kuku ni tamu sema calories nazo si mchezo!

Sasa katika kurecoup nani uko wapi na nini ndo kupeana update inakuwaje no pete vidoleni?????? WHY????

Basi bwana kuna Engine ya Jiji moja (She ain't called engine ya jiji,for nothing! she is way too loaded! Loaded like really loaded!) akawa ana yuko kwenye panic! She is 25, no ring and so desperate!!!!!!!! Karudi toka Obamaaaa Land na Masters yake mkononi, chuo cha ukwee manake alishinda Full Bright Scholarship ya US Embassy! She is way too bright! Kushinda hio makitu you need to be brightest of the brightest!!!!!!

Basi ndo karudi, amepewa u manager sehemu flani, na appartment na gari!!! The only thing missing is jst 1, only 1 out of millions nice man to call hubby! Sasa the challange anayokutana nayo she doesnt know where to meet nice men! Alikuwa ana hang hang maneo ya Manhattan ya Bongo, Hyatt huko, na golden tulip sijui wapi wapi akawa anakutana na waume za watu tu, na wale vijana WANNA BEssss!!!!!!! Siku mbili wanamkopa! While all she needs a nice dude to love her as she is!

Basii bwana ndo kwenda bank, disco, kanisani, kusocialize holaaaaaaaaaa! Anadai akiwa na mtu akijua tu yuko uzuri basi anaanza kumkopa na kutangaa njaa namna gani, afu mtu mwenyewe Mpare afu na ki exposure cha US na uzungu mchungu kupita maelezo, hatoi hela bila sababu! Na haiingii akili mwake even if she has excess kwanini akupe wewe?

Akahisi cause she is driving maybe ndinga ndo linamnyima exposure ikabidi awe anapanda vidala! Wapiiiiiiiii! Hakutani na yoyote! Sasa finally she is breaking up! The pressure is too high! Ndo akawa anatupasha NO LUCK AT ALL!!!!!!!!

For me who i thought MONEY IS THE ANSWER TO ALL MY ISSUES it came as a shocker! Sasa kama yeye mzuriiii, show stopper, fashion yoyote za madesigner kina Zara hadi CL ana rock ana mihela n yet she cant make things happen for


herself!!!!!!!!! Some simple things arent simple after all!!!!!! Je mie nikijikuna natoka unga!!!!!? Kumb even with the money i might be dooooomed!!!!!!!!!!! Yani im so disappointed with this city!!!!!!!!!!

Nimejisalimisha kwa Oga on top! Hizi ni nyakati za mwisho! Nimeona nianze tu manake the future is so very uncertain!!!!!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmh! Nimeona bila kuomba external forces watu wanapaki ndinga kuzama kwenye dala waonekane, mie ninae panda dala itanilazimu kutembea na vigoko a.k.a TZ 11 ili nionekane, na jua lilivo kali hapa jijini!!!!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmh!